Nipz’s Fuck-it List *Released*
- John Dooney
- John Dooney again
- Danny (who is too good for her whore ass and wouldn’t do anything with her anyway)
- John Dooney, but this time when too drunk to stand
- Troy Harry
- John Dooney, but this time it would be unconsensual on his part
- The Blind Kid
(Source: twampsacshawty, via diorpaint)
“No Seconds” - a series by Henry Hargreaves that recreates the last meals that were served to inmates on death row (Source: Dripbook)
(Source: consumerbehaviourself, via beyondthewoods)
(Source: tylervercetti, via dolphinlife)
HOW AM I DOE?????
Holy fucktits I’m higher than Rawquerz’s boner on top of mount everest. Which actually makes the mountain shorter, because he has has a vagina.
I hate what I have done to myself.
But at the same time, it’s probably better for the rest of society.
God I’m fucking selfish.
“Since 1985, I have counseled over 70,000 women who discovered that their husbands are gay/bisexual. This was following the collapse of my own marriage to a gay man. ”
YES THIS SHIT IS REAL
"And if there’s anything History Channel taught us, besides the culture of ice truckers, it’s that history is defined by moments, and moments define men. And men, this is out moment. If we don’t learn from the History Channel, we are doomed to repeat the History Channel"
It’s funny because I have no one to talk to anymore about what’s on my mind.
I didn’t want to hurt or burden them. So, sometimes subconsciously, sometimes with premeditated thinking, I desperately flailed and pushed them away.
I wanted to save them from me. I always wanted to be alone.
Now that finally am alone, I wish I could bring everybody back.
Be careful what you wish for; it might actually come true.
Anyone wanna be my friend now doe?
Guess nawt.
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